The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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