was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
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