At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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