Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
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You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
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Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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