Non-Jews are for practice
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
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