I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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