have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
Sorry about my life...
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
Never underestimate the power of titties
Randomize
