do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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