Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
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It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
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No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
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He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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