so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
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Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
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He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
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