apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
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