Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
My ass is underappreciated
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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