is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
Dear god my vagina.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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