Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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