the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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