Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
zippers are such a cool invention
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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