Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
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Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
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Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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