fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
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she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
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11/10 would buy him a McLobster
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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