Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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