I wannas sexs uuuuu
I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
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