Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
Drake has all the answers
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Dicks are not precious.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Randomize
