Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
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