That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
And my parents said I crawled through the house
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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