Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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