What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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