Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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