best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
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Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
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I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
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