Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Randomize
