well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
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i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
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Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
I'm sobbing to NWA
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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