I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
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Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
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I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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