if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
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Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
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You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
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