this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
The struggles of a small town man whore
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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