butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
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someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
Found your dick twin last night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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