I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
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