I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
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