i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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