Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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