apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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