Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
The 21 Worst Ways People Have Been Dumped
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
We just shotgunned beers for America
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
19 People Confess The Worst Things They Have Been Accused Of
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?