so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
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when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
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I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
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So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
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