Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
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So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
I swear to god I'm going to hunt down and stab the next telemarketer that calls from a blocked number while I'm waiting for my STD results...
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
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wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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