I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
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for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
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No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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