apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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