I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
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I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
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is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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