Its about making memories worth repressing
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
Just woke up from a first date on the futon watching Arrested Development by myself, him cuddling another chick in his room. Simultaneously the best and worst one night stand in history.
Bonus: took me 2 hours to get home on the streetcar cause I spent my cab money on drinks for his friend last night.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
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