Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
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she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
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I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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