Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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