I think I just saw someone hide a body.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
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I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
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Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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