He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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