people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
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He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
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He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
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Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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