How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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