he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
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I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
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It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
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