Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
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Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
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I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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