Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
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