Do you still have your period?
Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
Randomize
