After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
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I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
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Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
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